Merch champion of the day is Polo Perks, the Surf Gang NYC rapper whose "Nyquil" I played a bunch last year and who just released new music with the gawdess Babyxsosa.

What did he do? Embroider his name over Yankees fitteds with the help of Foreign Everywhere. One hat per size, DM him for purchase. Sick shit.

Also notable: Chastity Belt's anti- slut-shaming shirt rules.

Phoebe Bridgers' new label has it right: cool merch first, music second.

I love the idea of this bumper sticker on a car. Especially like some uncool car, say, for example, my 2017 Rav4. Needs to go next to a "baby on board" sticker.

Hardcore label Triple B knows what's up, obviously.